Shallowness on Portobello Road
June 18th, 2008
Two “look at me I am cool” wannabees:
Man (American, older, sunglasses, hair that does not suit his age) to woman (American, younger, blond, but quite unlike Paris Hilton):
Well, hello are you here!
(yes of course she is here moron, you can see here can’t you!)
Woman: Yes! Are you here too?
(Duh!! Well if he is not here - who are you talking to!)
Man : Yes I am here.
Fake smiles the both of them
Man: Well I will see you next time.
Woman with a “huh - what next time” look: Yes - by-ee
Man : By-ee
And all I thought was: yep. Let’s have a cup of tea.



June 18th, 2008 at 18:59
Meeting your ex on the other side of the pond is a bit weird offcourse…
2 lumps of sugar, no milk please ;o)
June 19th, 2008 at 06:15
“quite unlike Paris Hilton”, that sounds like a compliment.
June 19th, 2008 at 08:16
God bless America. I mean it.
June 21st, 2008 at 00:36
I’m American; we’re not all superficial, Bush-supporting nitwits, I promise. xox