Male readers can go out for a walk in the park now. Female readers: isn’t he just a little cool with this one day beard and beautifully light blue eyes ? I’d say he is.

Pfew. (it just arrived in my inbox – it’s from the upcoming Underworld Evolution, which probably is just as bad as Underworld I, but that doesn’t matter at all when they have heroes like this walking around in it.)

intr.v., swooned, swoon ing, swoons.
To faint.
To be overwhelmed by ecstatic joy.
A fainting spell; syncope. See synonyms at blackout.
A state of ecstasy or rapture.

We don’t have to be serious all the time, do we?